Movie Review: There's Something About Remy

One of the more recent movies that I have added to my collection is "Theres Something About Remy" starring none other then Remy Mars himself.

First and Foremost let me state this loud and very clear

"I HATE PORN WITH CHEESY BACKGROUND MUSIC"

Now I know that I can't be the only one who feels this way, but if I am then to each his own I guess. In my opinion, the lame ass background music is a cop-out. Its like saying "Ok that scene sucked so we better dub over it to make it more interesting." Moving Along. This Hott Shyt Production begins with Remy and Naz. This scene is neither sexy, nor arousing in my opinion. They pretty much took a great bttm and stuck him with a mediocure top. There are some hot parts in the scene where they seem to be making love rather then fucking. Seeing how this is a porn I dont quite see where making love fits in but 'hey' thats just me. The second scene is Remy and Prince. This scene sucked. Why they chose to but two bottoms in the same scene and have one fuck the other is beyond me. Both Remy and Prince both are great bttms and have bottomed for most of their career. So this match was off and it made the scene awkward. So lets do what I did with my remote and move right along to the next scene. Remy and Venom. The best scene in the entire movie. Venom put it down on Remy just like he needs that shit done. They compliment each other perfectly Venom brings out the best in Remy and Vice Versa. The secene made the entire movie. Next is the scene that duplicated scene two. Remy and Phyree. Once again putting two bttms together as though there is a shortage of tops in the industry. This scene debuts Remy Mars in his first role as a top. Sadly, I wasn't impressed. True Remy has the dick to be a top but he has the mentality of a bottom and thats what works for him. Now if he chooses to top in his personal life then more power to him. But as far as the camera goes.......Stay on ya back Remy. Last and certainly least is Remy and Peanut. Me not being a big fan of peanut I wasnt looking foward to this but I have to say I enjoyed the scene. Peanutt put Remy in all types of new and interesting positions that were very stimulating to watch. At the end Remy was worked the hell out and so was Peanutt. All signs of a great fuck!!! All in all this movie wasn't great but it wasnt bad. It's not the movie you run out and buy, but if a friend has it check it out for your self. There is a lil confessional type interview at the end and these studios need to stop doing these. They ruin the fantasy that people may have of the star. Honestly, before I watched the little interview I acctually like Remy, but now I think he's kind of arrogant and full of him self. Check out the next review coming real soon, until then..........................